Duno why....

That day my sis bought a pack of Ikan Satay,
You know Ikan Satay?
Its one of my favourite food, yummy~
But something more interesting happens here :))



The packet wrotes that its net weight is 4gm....
(You cant see properly la coz its blur, is like dis wan lar, cheap-plug handphone mar...)
But....
I found something weird....



How come this is 4gm and that is 4gm too, but they have big difference??

Erm...Ahar! Well, you know I am so ximart mar, of course I can figure out the reason la!

Maybe the workers used different ways to weigh the packets,
the worker who weighed the left hand side packet used the machine to weigh,
but the worker who weighed the right hand side packet didnt use the machine, he used his own hand to weigh,
and coincidentally, he was wearing watch, so thats the reason why he "miss-weighed" this packet....

Must be like this la, I oso know wan lar, Ii so ximart, hahaha~
If not how come such thing will happen lar, right?
Must be this reason la~


(-___-").......

心理测验

问题

观察一下自己或身为女子的她，喜欢穿什么样的鞋子？
A. 高跟鞋
B. 运动休闲鞋
C. 凉鞋
D. 学生鞋

分析

A. 高跟鞋

喜欢穿高跟鞋的女子，个性成熟大方，喜欢思考，头脑聪明。 在生活及工作上都相当进则与努力，对周围的人事物要求会比较高，但是因为想要的东西太多，有时会因为无法满足而脾气不佳。 一般来说，这样的女子比较适合坦诚相对，如国你想要追求她，就大方的对她好，关心她，如果她觉得你是一个值得交往的对象，通常她不会故意摆架子刁难你。


B. 运动休闲鞋

喜欢穿运动及休闲鞋的女性，表面上看来大而化之，容易相处，但是她非常会保护自己，警觉性很强。 外表很容易和男生打成一片，其实她们都把这些男生当成同性朋友一般，反而对于心理喜欢的那一位，保持距离敬而远之。 一般朋友比较难看出她的心事，在坚强的防卫之下，其实她有非常脆弱的情感。


C. 凉鞋

喜欢穿凉鞋的女孩子对自己相当有自信，喜欢将自己美好的一面表现出来。 一般而言她的人缘不错，朋友也不少，对异性也很有兴趣。 不过有时候会对男友要求较多，希望对方意见与自己一样，而且个性颇为固执，不容易说服。 如果要当她的男友，可能要有耐心及多替她着响。


D. 学生鞋

喜欢穿学生样式，造型简单鞋子的女子，个性单纯敏感，家庭教育严谨，容易压抑自己的情感。 一般来说爸妈可能管得比较紧，或是学校，工作场所风气较为保守，所以平时言行比较内敛，但是这样的女子其实内心会想尝试一些冒险的经历，要小心旅行时容易受骗

Mum's Joke

姐姐的同事打電話到家裡來, 媽媽接電話......

同事﹕喂, Cynthia 在嗎 ? (p/s: Cynthia 是姐姐的英文名)

媽媽﹕姓 Chia ? 我們家個個都是姓 Chia 的, 你要找哪個姓 Chia 的?

同事﹕Aunty.....我要找 Cynthia......

這就是我家媽媽經典的笑話, 哈哈哈哈~~~

Cheese steamboat

SY: Eh, when will u all go eat 芝士火鍋(read in cantonese) ﹖

Me: ......y u scold me 痴線婆(read in cantonese too) ﹖:-s

SY: ...................

Band 5 ? Pendrive ?

My fren: Have u taken ur MUETS?

Me: Haven o...

My fren: Wah, faster take lor~

Me: Anoh...

My fren: U know, XXX got band 5 for MUETS leh~

Me: WAH!!! Sit for MUETS can get pendrive oo??? so good??

My fren: ......(-__-") is BAND 5.. not PENDRIVE... deaf...

Cut Shit

One day, my ex-housemate was complaining dat her house's stool was having a problem.. owz cant flush de shits away (sorry if u're eating)

K: yo~, recently so fed up lar, owz cant flush away de shits aftr berak

Me: haha, anoh, last time when i stil staying there oso like dat

K: owz nid to flush so many times, waste water leh..

Me: i teach u an effective way so dat u can flush it easily, when u berak-ing, use ur ass to cut ur shits into small shits, evenly, then i can confirm dat ur shits wil be flushed away, hahahahahahahaha~~~

K: (-__-"") ................

Hahahaha, i am so disgusting rite? :p but i prefer u use "smart" to describe me, hahahaha~

KLCC Aquaria

My sis, my little cousin and me went to KLCC Aquaria,
when we reached there, there was a looooong queue,
phew, lili looooong..... u noe, is dis <-------------------------------------------------------------------> loooong...

So we started to queue up..
while we were chatting, suddenly a malay guy "squeezed in" and stood infront of me, and somemore act like nothing happens..
(-__-") i was like "huh?? wat de shit !! u no nid to queue up ar ??"

I was veli angry and "hot" dat time.. suddenly my sis saw something on de floor, it was a parking ticket which dropped out from de guy's pocket, but he din realized abt dat, my bad sis quickly stepped on de ticket and whispered to my little cousin sis :" Sophia, pick it up", muahahahaha~~

Guess wat we did wif dat ticket, we threw it into de dustbin...
Now u noe, the Chia sisters are devils, dun try to enrage them, ngek ngek ngek~

God ar, plz 4giv me....

Yahoo ID : -__-"

One day, while i was chatting wif my fren in yahoo messenger, he told me something funny, haha..

Below is de conversation btw he and his fren:

KC: I wan CY's ym id, i wan2 chat

CH: -___-"

KC: dis wan is her yahoo id?

Hahahahaha~~~ y got ppl such blur wan.... mayb nx time we can try to use dis -____-" as our yahoo id, haha...

The fruit stallholder and me - Part II

When i was walking home, i passed by a fruit stall [fruit stall again??..(-_-")]
As i told u, i like to eat mango, so i stopped to buy a pack of mango [mango again??..(-_-") but dis time i got enuf money to pay, hehe :D] , aftr i paid de $...

De conversation btw us is in cantonese:

Stallholder: lei yew gar mud yeh? (wat kind of flavour do u wan2 add?)

Me: Wu jiu fen (pepper)

Stallholder: Har? (shocked)

Me: Wu jiu fen (thinking: Are u deaf, wan me to repeat how many times har..)

Stallholder: Xun mui fen hai mm hai? (u mean "sour powder" izit?)

Me: (realized that i've talked something wrong) err... hai ya hai ya(yaya)... (lili paiseh ooo~~!!!)

Aih...y i so blur wan.... (-___-"")

Paderi vs San Fu

One day, while i was chatting wif my fren in ym, he told me dat his housemate was drunk de day before, until they have to fetch him to clinic.

Below is our conversation in ym:

CH: They fetch him to clinic dis morning

Me: Ohh, icic, haha..

CH: Haha, so serious merr

Me: Who fetch? Anoh, so serious meh? (plz take note dat there are 2 questions here)

CH: ES fetch gua, if not mistaken. Duno lerr, mayb sanfu gua (my frens and me like to mix some cantonese when we chat)

Me: sanfu? paderi fetch him?(priest in BM) (shocked)

CH: Hahahahahahaha...... (he started to luff like shit)

Me: (stil blur) Where got sanfu(priest) here?

CH: Hahahahahahahahahaha.....(seems like gona luff die) Sanfu=Painful (in cantonese, sanfu can be translated as 'priest' or 'painful')

Then i started to luff like shit too...hahaha...until my tears oso come out :p
Actually de "sanfu" is de answer for my 2nd question --> "So serious meh?" But dis is not my fault mar.... fuiyoyo...

The ice cream Ah Pek

Last sem, our volleyball club had a trip + beach volley competition at PD
Wel, u noe, the weather is lili hot mar, so ice cream is a MUST for us :D

Below is de conversation between me & de ice cream ahpek:

Me: (thinking : which flavour leh...kacang merah looks nice...) ada flavour Corn tak?

Ahpek: ada ada (by de time, dis ahpek quickly put his hand in his ice cream box and took out a corn ice cream,and his eyes was like expecting me to pay $ liao..)

Me: ohh, saya tak mau corn, saya mau kacang merah

My frens all were "squeezed" by me aftr they heard wat i said, hahaha..

The fruit stallholder and me - Part I

One morning, mum din prepare breakfast, so i walked to de stalls outside to tapao my breakfast.
I brought RM3 along wif me, enuf for a pack of "lou xu(mouse) fern gon lou".. hehe..

While i was waiting for my breakfast, i saw a fruit stall outside de shop, erm...suddenly i wanted to buy a pack of mango, dats my favourite mar..

So i walked towards the stall and took a pack of mango...
When i jz wanted to pay $.. Oh My God..i got RM3 oni..if i buy dis mango, i dun hv enuf $ to pay for my breakfast lor??? shit lor... the stallholder was looking at me and waiting for me to pay...wat mz i do leh...veli paiseh wan leh..

*Dring*.. suddenly, dis intelligent me got an idea :D

I placed de pack of mango bck to de original place.. then.. below is de conversation btw de stallholder and me:

Me: Eh, dun have jambu oo? (i've 'browsed' over all the fruits dat she sells and there is no jambu there)

Stallholder: Dont have oo

Me: Aiya, then i dun1 lor (muahahahahahaha~~)

Then i quickly walked into de shop, took my breakfast and quickly walked bck home..
phew...lili damn paiseh...hahaha~ but my "intelligence" save me, wahahaha~

When i told dis joke to my frens, they asked me bck,
"How if de stallholder lili take out a pack of jambu from de box under de table?"
Wahaha~ why i din think of that before..dat was so close.. Phew~

问米婆的故事

你有听过“问米婆“吗？知唔知乜野系问米婆啊？

早排，听亲戚话，有个问米婆好灵，所以我同屋企人就去问阿爸个事。。。

个日，同行嗝有阿妈，阿姐，阿哥，阿哥个女朋友同埋我，

阿婆俾我地一张纸，写低要问边个，八字，墓碑号码，
但系我地唔记得左个墓碑号码，不过阿婆话可以试下，请唔到唔收钱，

跟住，阿婆就问，
“你地要问谢胜文啊？”
“系啊”
“葬系边啊？”
“孝恩园”
跟住，阿婆就在纸上写低 “孝恩园”，
（对住阿妈问）“你系谢胜文个老婆啊？”
“系啊”

然后就用手系盒度揸左D米（真系一D），可能阿婆觉得D米太少，唔系几好意思， 就话：“今日好多人来问米啊”，跟住就将D米撒系地下，但系地下除左头先阿婆撒D米，无其他米嘞啵，莫非之前D人来问个阵，无撒米？。。。

开场啦~

阿婆念念有词，跟住就向住阿妈话：“老婆，我系谢胜文啊，你揾我上来乜事啊？”（奇怪，我没听过老公会对老婆甘称呼自己。。。）

“你系谢胜文啊？你知唔知边个来左？”
“我知，我老婆同仔女嘛”

“你记得你有几多个仔女吗？”
“唔。。。唔。。。（抬头望住我地）四个嘛” （四个？阿妈几时生多左一件？阿婆，你系唔系断人头计啊？。。。）

“你记得你以前住边度吗？”
“唔。。。唔。。。唔记得啰”
“唔记得？你唔记得以前住边度啊?"
“唔。。。我依家住系。。富贵山庄。。（望下张纸）唔。。孝恩园”（阿婆，问你以前住边度，你九唔搭八已经够啦，仲要搭错忝。。。）

“你记得你以前系边度做工吗？”
“唔。。。唔。。。”
“记得吗？”
“唔。。。。。。唔。。。。。。唔记得左”（阿爸静系做过一份工，一做就做左二三十年，有无可能会唔记得啊？）

跟住，唔知系唔系发觉自己错漏百出，阿婆抬头话：“请唔到喔”，揸到我地哔哔声。。。。

阿婆，请唔到就唔好扮请到，乱认乱答啦。。。(-_-")

90 degrees - Part I

One day...
during our vball training...
when we were warm up-ing....
everyone was in the same pose...


My back was pain like shit when i was doing dis pose...
but then...
At that time...
i saw something.... (-___-"")

Geng!! He can make 90 degree...easily!!
Kami dah kalah...awak sudah menang!!
Walau yeh... guess he doesn't have back bone...
Indian snake..............



From that day, me and my frens named him "90 degree".....

Guess after few years training... he can decrease his "degree" until perhaps 50 degree, or lesser,

just like de McD Beef/Chicken Fold Over........

90 Degrees - Part II

Friday, September 29, 2006

Let me laugh b4 i start~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~
=))=))=))=))=))=))
=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))

Erhm, kk, lets start....


That day, after "90 degrees" read my blog, he asked my fren,

90 degrees: Who the hell is 90 degree
Fren: hehehe so funny la
Fren: i duno
Fren: maybe the fella seldom come training
90 degrees: phew..
90 degrees: better not be me..
90 degrees: coz i can do 90 degree also

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~

Then, he came to ask me,

90 degrees: camie camie..
90 degrees: who is the 90 degree guy??
90 degrees: :)):))

i didn't reply him, coz at dat time, i was luffing like shit....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~~~

Nah !! t('o't)

When will you say "Nah!!" ?
When you show ppl your middle finger?

Now u can show ur middle finger by typing too~!

t('o't) Nah !! open mouth version

t('.'t) Nah!! close mouth version

t(@.@ t) Nah !! blur blur version

t(-__-" t) Nah !! sweating version

t(=0= t) Nah !! yawning version

t(x_x t) Nah !! die liao still want to nah version

t($_$ t) Nah !! crazy for money version

t(>.< '') Nah !! no eyes see version

t(- j - t) Nah !! elephant oso want to nah you version

t(T.T t) Nah !! crying version

t(z_z t) Nah !! sleeping version



p/s: for those who cant figure out what dis is, " t " is de middle finger, ok? ....

A friend is better than an enemy

Why two people who couldn't be couple will become enemies?
I just dun understand why?

People always say “A friend is better than an enemy”,
Isn’t it good to be friends rather than enemies?

Why must we hate him/her when we can choose to treat him/her as friend? Isn’t it better to choose the latter one? At least you have a friend and not an enemy… And not like running away from him/her or avoiding him/her…

Hating people, running away from someone, avoiding someone…
Phew~ that’s tiring~

Come on, let's have a break~! Just be happy~ =)

The importance of introspection

Hmm...Have you ever being boycott by your frens?

For example, one day, all your friends beside you start to leave you and boycott you,
start not to talk to you, what will you do?

Different people will have different reaction on it,
as what i observed, there are 2 types of people,

First type,
She will just blame those who boycott her,
blame all of them because all of them suddenly get crazy and boycott her.

Second type,
She will ask herself why,
ask herself what she did?
ask herself "Isit my problem?"
ask herself "Isit my attitude's problem?"

If you are the first type, thats too sad (but people will not admit even though they are in this category, right?)

If you are the second type, congratulations! You have high EQ! (erm, does it mean that the first type has no or low EQ? errr......)

If you can have introspection and you are willing to change your attitude, then you will have your friends back, but remember, please dun repeat the same problem again, else no matter how many times you change, its useless, because all of us heard the story of the wolf (狼來了的故事) before, when the wolf lies too many times, his credit will have a negative value.

Lets think in this way, will a bunch of your frens boycott you TOGETHER without reason? (the main point is "together")
Are they too free, nothing to do?
Or they just have too many friends, thats why they use this way to reduce the number of friends?
Or you thought they are envying you?

Sometimes people just forget how important introspection is,
if you don't realize how important it is, then you can just continue losing frens without knowing the reason, or continue blaming those who boycott you, yet the problem is on you,
no one can help you...

Condolence [-o<

Get a call from my fren, she said one of my primary fren passed away d...ask me wan2 go his funeral onot....

When she told me de guy's name, i dun remember who he is....

Almost 10 years din meet him, isnt it too sad to meet him back in his funeral? Sigh..............

So i told her i am not going to his funeral........i'll cry there......

So sad...just same age as me...22 yrs old only, though i always say i am old liao....but now, feel dat 22 yrs old is too young for me.......

Sigh.....................................

I'll keep my fingers across dat God will lead u the way to the heaven.....

Meaningful Question

Received a sms from my fren, erm, a quite silly but meaningful question :))

"If I only have 15 seconds to live, what would you say to me in that 15 seconds?"

I forward this sms to 7 frens, hoping to have some touching replies geh....
but then in the end, I just get 3 replies.... 3 replies only? better than no replies at all la....

But these are de replies that i received, all din answer me seriously....sad.....(vomit blood)

Aih....now i know what is 人情冷暖......

Btw, what will you say to me if I have only 15 seconds to live?

唔怕生壞命, 最怕改壞名

What kind of names that you will remember forever?
These are some funny names that i heard before.....

1. 朱桂芳, sounds normal rite? But this name belongs to a man......

2. 蔡貴好, who will think that its a good thing if de vegetables are expensive.....

3. 管浬源 (-___-“) i duno wat happen to his parents.... mayb they just lili hope that, in the future, their son can be an ambitious member within a management team....

4. Tai Sam Fu, hahahahahahahahaha~~~ in hakka, tai sam fu means bras and unders, hahahaha =)) =))........wats going on~~

5. 刁, i am not talking something rude, this is a surname, just imagine when ppl ask him "Hai, wats ur surname?" Then he'll answer "刁" hahahahahaha~~~ =))=))

The Legend of Security

Year 2006's Merdeka, i count down by luffing like shit~~ hahahahaha~ =)) =))

While we were yamcha-ing, CC saw one of his fren--a girl....

CC: (Whispering, because he wanted to gossip about the girl but the girl was just sitting behind us) Last time hor, his ex-bf hor, is Sungei Wang's......

Everyone is so curious abt what he was going to say, we were expecting someone like "Sungei Wang owner's son", or someone who is influential..... then he continued....

CC: His ex-bf hor, (still whispering...) is Sungei Wang's security...

Everyone:

Everyone get squeezed by him, a BIG squeeze !!! =)) =)) =))
I luff until my tears oso came out, hahahahaha =)) =)) =))

Korean Movie: A Moment to Remember

Highly recommend to everyone!!
Sad yet touching and beautiful love story....

Korean Movie: Moment to Remember (Eraser in My Head)

Starring: Jeong Woo-Sung, Son Ye-Jin, Baek Jong-Hak

Synopsis:

A 27-year-old young woman named Su-jin is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease (AD) after marrying a carpenter who works for her father’s company.
Alzheimer is extremely rare and may occur among those aged 30-60 years. But, as the name implies, it is hereditary.

While both late-onset and familial AD are progressive illnesses that may last for up to 20 years or so, slowly developing from simple forgetfulness and mild depression, to full-blown loss of recognition and almost complete dependence on others for all daily tasks, familial AD, may also progress very quickly, with sufferers dying within a year. So it looks like Su-jin may just be one of the unluckiest people in the world.

Highlights of photos

During primitive era, the economic activity recorded by human being was hunting.
Today, let me show you their process of hunting....



















Normally the hunter-gathers will action in a small group.

"Guys! Let's go hunt for our dinner~~!! I am hungry man~!!!"



















"Oh no dear, they're coming, let's hide, I don't want to be their dinner..."

"Don't worry darling, they can't find us here, I'll protect you :) "



















"Gotcha!! Wahahaha!!!"

"You'll be our dinner tonite, yummy yummy~~"



















"Hmm...Let's cut some of his meat and try the taste first..."

"Faster la, I am hungry man!!"

"K la k la, sabar la~~"



















"Finally, I am hungry!! Let me try 1st let me try 1st~~!!"



















"Oh my god!! Yucks!! Its not delicious la!!"

"Shit, the meat is mildew!!!"



















" (-__-"") Yucks.... I rather eat tissue..."




















"Aiks~ No choice la, let's throw this smelly midlew fellow into the pool la... Don't let him pollute the air la... Then we go hunt for another food la...."




















Due to their experience in hunting, they found another food in a short time.

"Hurray~~!! We found our dinner liao!!"

"I am hungry I am hungry~~ Can't wait to eat liao~"





















"Finally, here is my dinner, yummy~~ Delicious~~"


















The story proved to us that, the victims will have same expression when they were being caught.




















The moral of the story is, becareful when you are hunting, because you will hurt ur waist.

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"Yeee~~ Dun see my kuku bird la,
shy shy la~~ *blush*"




































I shud listen to my Mama,
humans are lili cruel and scary,
see how they torture me...
Wuuaaaa~~~~
I want my hands and legs back~~~

























Cool~~!!
What a serving pose!! Hahaha~~
You deserved to be the best server that day!!

Where are the newspapers ???

I thought MMU students like to read newspaper sooo much, dats y i owz unable to borrow de newspaper from library's counter..

Then yesterday when i was studying in the library, i saw a girl borrowed de Nan Yang newspaper, dat time was around 2pm, after she finished reading the newspaper, she juz leaved it on her table, then she started to study, and the newspaper was studying with her 2gether (-__-")

Until i leaved the library, it was around 5pm, and the newspaper was still on her table, still studying with her....

Ish~ now i know why there are always no newspaper for me to borrow in the library, coz they are busy studying with MMU students (-__-") ISH!!

U are not the only one who want to read the newspapers ok? After u finish reading them, plz return them to the counter la, dun force them to study with u ok? I think they prefer let me to read them rather than study with u...

I WANT TO READ THE NEWSPAPER GAH!!

p/s: i am belly soli if u are one of them, hahaha...

Dun Be Jealous~!! You all stupid wan ar~?

Do you have frens who like to stab ur back with a knife?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens who always expect you to follow what they want?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens who said ppl are selfish, but in fact, they are one of them?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Dou you have frens dat act like belly frenly wif u, but stab your back hundred and thousand times wif knife?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat u are not willing to talk to them, but they still muka tebal in inches and come and talk to you?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat when you buy them a present on their birthday, they din say thank you?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat when you ask them "So, de present nice onot har?", they'll say "I duno err, but my brother said nice, I oso duno err" ?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat smile "siweetly" infront of you, but then behind of you, they'll say "You all stupid wan ar?~" ?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Yay yay~! You all dun be jealous la~ Go make some frens like dis la~ Then your life will be full of "Oh My Gosh!" and "WTF" and "NS" and "TL", cant wait for all of these rite? Wahahaha~~~

Correction Liquid

Haha~ found dis clip~
Funny and cute la~
Hahahahaha.....

I sprained my ankle bcoz of the game~

Wah~~ Mum said tomorrow bring me to de tit da sifu there....
Ish~ scary lar... the sifu will "klik klak" my ankle, juz like wat hk dramas always show, those ppl will scream like hell "Aarrhhhhh~~~", then the sifu will say "Mm tong bin dou wui hou(if not pain wont heal)".......

Yor~ how come jalan kaki to the toilet oso can sprained my ankle...the ping pong and volleyball games oso haven start... lili sia sui la (-__-"") Dis time lili kena "jou dai" by de terrain of MMU, y suddenly got one small staircase outside MPH there har~!!! Ish~~!!! "Bai ming xin ngo la~!"

You know, when ppl see ur ankle injured, then they will asked "wat happen to ur ankle?", then if u answer "oh, i sprained my ankle when i was walking to the toilet"... Walao~ no face la~ Sau Gar... its shameful enuf dat u sprain ur ankle when walking, somemore when walking to toilet....(-__-") So, better tell ppl dat i sprained my ankle when i was playing ping pong, wahaha~ at least got some face a bit la, sprain my ankle bcoz of de game mar :))

Weird...

The night is so quiet, juz can hear de songs dat my winamp is playing, of coz la, coz i am wearing headset.....stupid....

Listening to de songs quietly, how come all de songs are so sad, am i too sensitive or they are lili dat sad....

Suddenly feel very moody, aih, Cancers are like dis, emotional, ish...

Mid term exams are coming, but my study mood stil haven reach yet, mayb its jamming and they are on their way...

Dat day i dreamt about my dad again,

I was shopping wif dad,
but the weird thing is, other ppl cant see dad, except me,
I was holding dad's arm, and 2 of us went shopping,

(Kinda sad, dun have such experience b4...hows de feeling of holding dad's arm and go shopping 2gether? only can dream for it, sad...
Recently, when i went shopping, i saw lotsa girls holding their dad's arm shopping 2gether...)

Dad want to buy shirts,
then he asked whether is there any paper shirts...??

Weird weird weird !!
Izit another sign?
Dad wan us to buy some "shirts" for him?
Dun worry dad, tomorrow we are going to "deliver" some "shirts" to you,
Hope u will like it, i choose for u wan oo :)

Believe it or not

那年﹐爸出殯後﹐家裡擺了一張桌子﹐用來供奉爸的靈位﹐

有一晚﹐家裡停電 ﹐那時我的'烤'試又快到了。。
我坐在客廳﹐和蚊子一起等著電源恢復。。。
等了蠻久﹐睏了。。就想去睡覺。。。

臨睡前﹐點了一支香拜拜爸﹐
“爸﹐考試要到了﹐想讀書﹐可是沒有電噢﹐所以我要去睡覺啦﹐晚安”
然後﹐我就上房去。。。

上了几層樓梯﹐“Kroo~~”﹐魚缸的排水系統開始轉動﹐
咦﹖﹖。。有電了。。。

是爸在保祐我﹖ 還是真的這麼巧﹖
我也不知道。。。。。

爸

昨晚做了个梦，梦里有爸。。。 好想爸~ 。。。
以前爸总是喜欢拍拍我的脚，用很调皮的语音叫我 “ Chia Yin Mei” ，好怀念。。。

还记得，从姐口中得知爸得肺癌的那天，我在蛋糕店做 part time，姐打电话告诉我时，我当时的反应是，不对。。当时我应该没有任何反应可言，就整个人呆了，恶梦就在这一天开始。。。那时病情不是初期，而是第四期。。。

当时，唯一的办法是化疗，完成第一次的 Chemo 疗程后，全家都很高兴，爸还预订了一间度假屋，要带我们去金马仑。。。 可是，出发前几天，回到医院拿报告，医生说癌细胞蔓延到其他器官了。。。这个消息，就好像一盘冷水从头倒下来。。。

一次又一次的电疗、化疗，将本来顶着一个大肚腩的爸变得很瘦弱，虽然爸总是很坚强的样子，可是我知道其实他很痛苦。。

做完电疗后，身体会很不舒服、觉得疼痛。印象中，以前爸总是很能忍痛，可是电疗后，爸会痛得呻吟，可想，那应该是很疼痛。。有时进房间时，甚至会看到爸的眼角有泪迹。。。 印象最深刻的一次，我站在门外听到爸痛得呻吟，还痛到叫妈干脆把疼痛的手剁下来。。。。。

因为化疗、电疗，爸开始脱发，而且头发也白了，可是因为染发剂含有化学药物，所以不能替爸染发，一向最重视外表的爸当然很介怀。。。一次，阿姨到我们家来，对爸脱口而出，”你的样子很残”，那时爸正打算去雀场，因为阿姨的一句话，爸不想出去了，他问妈“我的样子很残吗？”。。。

雀场是一个喜好鸟类的叔叔伯伯们聚在一起的地方，uncle 们都手捧鸟笼，鸟鸣声叽叽喳喳，很刺耳。 我小时候就常跟爸去那儿，爸很喜欢去雀场，所以虽然病了，如果精神还好，爸都会去那儿。因为整天呆在家，想太多也不是很好嘛。。。

大概每天，我都会帮爸按摩背部，他总是又会用手拍拍我的大腿，说 “Chia Yin Mei 都很会按摩的”。。。。

慢慢的，爸的病情越来越严重，脚板开始肿胀，四肢无力，只能躺在床上。。。那时每天的三餐只能拿到房里喂爸吃，三餐都只能吃很稀的粥 和麦片。。。那时，爸还能说话。。。我们都会轮流守在房里陪爸，爸总会对我说 “去做你的东西吧，去念书吧”

有一次，我在房里陪爸，那时爸睡着了，我也觉得累了，就在旁边的床上跟着睡着了，醒来时，看到爸已经醒了，望着正在睡觉的我，我知道他其实很不舍得我们。。。妈，姐和我曾经说过，即使再伤心再难过，也不能在爸面前哭，可是那时看着全身无力的爸，我的眼泪已经无法控制，不停的流，我赶快把脸转去另一边，爸发现了，爸说了一句我永远永远都会记着的话，“傻的，不要哭，爸都没哭，以后要勤劳读书噢”。。那时，我的泪又要流出来了，勉强地忍住，点点头，然后找了个借口走出房。。。。

看着爸房里的一张很久以前的全家福，那时爸很胖，看着那时躺在床上的爸，眼泪又会不经意的流下。。。

慢慢地，爸连话也不能说，眼睛开始出现翻白眼的迹象，大家都知道爸将离开了，每天都守在房里。。。
还记得那时过几天就是大学的期中考，我把房里的桌灯搬到爸房里，用一张大纸片围着桌灯，以免灯光照到爸，就这样开始读书。。。那时，爸的呼吸已经很辛苦，听着“ 呼。。。呼。。。呼。。。” ，心里还能念得下吗？。。。

那天，爸的呼吸越来越困难，於是我们把附近一间医疗所的医生找来，医生诊断后，摇摇头，说只能利用一种医疗的器材，让爸的呼吸舒畅一些。。。

把器材接到爸身上后，我像往常一样，坐在床上，右手握着爸的右手，左手翻着报纸找着assignment需要的资料。。。虽然爸不能看见，可是我要爸感觉到，我们在他身旁，在他身旁陪着他，所以有时会和爸聊聊天，和爸说说话。。。有时，爸会好像听到你说的话，会有反应。。。

当我握着爸的手时，爸的左手突然动了一下，我立刻问爸，“爸，怎么啦？” 就这样。。。我永远也没有得到这问题的答案，爸就这样走了。。。。

Sunny Day!

Juz back from hospital, went to visit my cousin sister, she was terribly sick.
Doctor said she has got heart trouble, a very rare disease, the whole hospital got 2 cases only, she is the 2nd wan.

Life is really full of uncertainty, compare to these, my sadness is only a tiny tiny little problem, rite ?
When dad passed away, i told myself,

"Life is short and full of uncertainty, treasure what you have got and enjoy life, mayb you are happy today, but not tomorrow, treat yourself better, BE HAPPY!!"

So?? Juz forget about all those shit things la. Throw away the sadness and enjoy my life!

Tomorrow is a BRAND NEW DAY!!

S.M.I.L.E =)

Highlight of England vs. Portugal

The 1st game that i watched for dis FIFA is England vs. Portugal, wat a nice game, hahaha

*Chiang Chiang Chiang Chiang*
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you, Rooney, the "Kuku Stepper" !! *applause*

Did u see how he step on Carvalho's kuku? (Since i was small, my parents taught me that "that thing" is call "kuku", soli if i was too coarse...)



What a big OUCH !! Stepped exactly on his kuku ! Pity Carvalho, see the pain that he suffered...



Some of my friends said they wore a kuku guard (For volleyball, we have knee guard to protect our knees, so for football, i think those are call "Kuku Guard" gua), some of my friends said they didn't.
If got, then at least his kuku is safe la, if not, walau... lili injured...(-_-")

Bad Rooney stepped on people's kuku, so this is his ending la



Look at Rooney's face... Hey Rooney, u look belly innocent hor ?? Buy sorry, dis is wat u get, Red Card ! OUT !! How dare u stepped on ppl's kuku har !"

(Pictures provided from Chun Hua, thnx har)

[ KennySia got freebies from Adidas after humiliated Adidas, will i get a Kuku Guard from Rooney? Aiyer~ I dun wan~ (>.<") ]