Auntie, dun breathe so loud can ar?

One day, i went yoga wif my sis,
normally at the end of the yoga lesson,
the teacher will ask us to lay on the yoga mat,
to relax ourself......

The yoga room was so silent....
But.....suddenly...
i heard a loud sound 'Hmmm....Huuuu....'

The woman beside me was breathing so loud
(-__-"")......

There are 3 ways to describe how she breathe:

1. It sounds like she was snoring...

2. She was breathing like leaking gas.....

3. She was like the ghost in horror movies,
when the actor/actress picked up the phone,
there was a scary sound 'Hmmm....Huuu....' from the other side of the phone....

Cough canot eat ice cream

Yesterday, i went shopping wif my sis,
Then we bought Baskin Robbin's ice creams to eat,
We continued shopping while eating ice creams,

When we went into one shop, the salesgirl said:
"You canot eat ice cream"
(She scared our ice creams will drip on her dresses)

So my sis said: "Oo, okok"

Then when we walked away from the salesgirl
and wanted to walk out from the shop,
my sis said:
"Why canot eat ice cream, i also din cough, cough only canot eat ice cream mar"

Then we looked at each other a few seconds,
and we laughed and laughed and laughed :))

I have a sampat sister, hahaha