Meaningful Question

Received a sms from my fren, erm, a quite silly but meaningful question :))

"If I only have 15 seconds to live, what would you say to me in that 15 seconds?"

I forward this sms to 7 frens, hoping to have some touching replies geh....
but then in the end, I just get 3 replies.... 3 replies only? better than no replies at all la....

But these are de replies that i received, all din answer me seriously....sad.....(vomit blood)

Aih....now i know what is 人情冷暖......

Btw, what will you say to me if I have only 15 seconds to live?

唔怕生壞命, 最怕改壞名

What kind of names that you will remember forever?
These are some funny names that i heard before.....

1. 朱桂芳, sounds normal rite? But this name belongs to a man......

2. 蔡貴好, who will think that its a good thing if de vegetables are expensive.....

3. 管浬源 (-___-“) i duno wat happen to his parents.... mayb they just lili hope that, in the future, their son can be an ambitious member within a management team....

4. Tai Sam Fu, hahahahahahahahaha~~~ in hakka, tai sam fu means bras and unders, hahahaha =)) =))........wats going on~~

5. 刁, i am not talking something rude, this is a surname, just imagine when ppl ask him "Hai, wats ur surname?" Then he'll answer "刁" hahahahahaha~~~ =))=))

The Legend of Security

Year 2006's Merdeka, i count down by luffing like shit~~ hahahahaha~ =)) =))

While we were yamcha-ing, CC saw one of his fren--a girl....

CC: (Whispering, because he wanted to gossip about the girl but the girl was just sitting behind us) Last time hor, his ex-bf hor, is Sungei Wang's......

Everyone is so curious abt what he was going to say, we were expecting someone like "Sungei Wang owner's son", or someone who is influential..... then he continued....

CC: His ex-bf hor, (still whispering...) is Sungei Wang's security...

Everyone:

Everyone get squeezed by him, a BIG squeeze !!! =)) =)) =))
I luff until my tears oso came out, hahahahaha =)) =)) =))

Korean Movie: A Moment to Remember

Highly recommend to everyone!!
Sad yet touching and beautiful love story....

Korean Movie: Moment to Remember (Eraser in My Head)

Starring: Jeong Woo-Sung, Son Ye-Jin, Baek Jong-Hak

Synopsis:

A 27-year-old young woman named Su-jin is diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease (AD) after marrying a carpenter who works for her father’s company.
Alzheimer is extremely rare and may occur among those aged 30-60 years. But, as the name implies, it is hereditary.

While both late-onset and familial AD are progressive illnesses that may last for up to 20 years or so, slowly developing from simple forgetfulness and mild depression, to full-blown loss of recognition and almost complete dependence on others for all daily tasks, familial AD, may also progress very quickly, with sufferers dying within a year. So it looks like Su-jin may just be one of the unluckiest people in the world.

Highlights of photos

During primitive era, the economic activity recorded by human being was hunting.
Today, let me show you their process of hunting....



















Normally the hunter-gathers will action in a small group.

"Guys! Let's go hunt for our dinner~~!! I am hungry man~!!!"



















"Oh no dear, they're coming, let's hide, I don't want to be their dinner..."

"Don't worry darling, they can't find us here, I'll protect you :) "



















"Gotcha!! Wahahaha!!!"

"You'll be our dinner tonite, yummy yummy~~"



















"Hmm...Let's cut some of his meat and try the taste first..."

"Faster la, I am hungry man!!"

"K la k la, sabar la~~"



















"Finally, I am hungry!! Let me try 1st let me try 1st~~!!"



















"Oh my god!! Yucks!! Its not delicious la!!"

"Shit, the meat is mildew!!!"



















" (-__-"") Yucks.... I rather eat tissue..."




















"Aiks~ No choice la, let's throw this smelly midlew fellow into the pool la... Don't let him pollute the air la... Then we go hunt for another food la...."




















Due to their experience in hunting, they found another food in a short time.

"Hurray~~!! We found our dinner liao!!"

"I am hungry I am hungry~~ Can't wait to eat liao~"





















"Finally, here is my dinner, yummy~~ Delicious~~"


















The story proved to us that, the victims will have same expression when they were being caught.




















The moral of the story is, becareful when you are hunting, because you will hurt ur waist.

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"Yeee~~ Dun see my kuku bird la,
shy shy la~~ *blush*"




































I shud listen to my Mama,
humans are lili cruel and scary,
see how they torture me...
Wuuaaaa~~~~
I want my hands and legs back~~~

























Cool~~!!
What a serving pose!! Hahaha~~
You deserved to be the best server that day!!

Where are the newspapers ???

I thought MMU students like to read newspaper sooo much, dats y i owz unable to borrow de newspaper from library's counter..

Then yesterday when i was studying in the library, i saw a girl borrowed de Nan Yang newspaper, dat time was around 2pm, after she finished reading the newspaper, she juz leaved it on her table, then she started to study, and the newspaper was studying with her 2gether (-__-")

Until i leaved the library, it was around 5pm, and the newspaper was still on her table, still studying with her....

Ish~ now i know why there are always no newspaper for me to borrow in the library, coz they are busy studying with MMU students (-__-") ISH!!

U are not the only one who want to read the newspapers ok? After u finish reading them, plz return them to the counter la, dun force them to study with u ok? I think they prefer let me to read them rather than study with u...

I WANT TO READ THE NEWSPAPER GAH!!

p/s: i am belly soli if u are one of them, hahaha...

Dun Be Jealous~!! You all stupid wan ar~?

Do you have frens who like to stab ur back with a knife?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens who always expect you to follow what they want?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens who said ppl are selfish, but in fact, they are one of them?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Dou you have frens dat act like belly frenly wif u, but stab your back hundred and thousand times wif knife?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat u are not willing to talk to them, but they still muka tebal in inches and come and talk to you?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat when you buy them a present on their birthday, they din say thank you?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat when you ask them "So, de present nice onot har?", they'll say "I duno err, but my brother said nice, I oso duno err" ?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Do you have frens dat smile "siweetly" infront of you, but then behind of you, they'll say "You all stupid wan ar?~" ?
You dun have? Yahoo~! I have~! Dun be jealous~!

Yay yay~! You all dun be jealous la~ Go make some frens like dis la~ Then your life will be full of "Oh My Gosh!" and "WTF" and "NS" and "TL", cant wait for all of these rite? Wahahaha~~~

Correction Liquid

Haha~ found dis clip~
Funny and cute la~
Hahahahaha.....

I sprained my ankle bcoz of the game~

Wah~~ Mum said tomorrow bring me to de tit da sifu there....
Ish~ scary lar... the sifu will "klik klak" my ankle, juz like wat hk dramas always show, those ppl will scream like hell "Aarrhhhhh~~~", then the sifu will say "Mm tong bin dou wui hou(if not pain wont heal)".......

Yor~ how come jalan kaki to the toilet oso can sprained my ankle...the ping pong and volleyball games oso haven start... lili sia sui la (-__-"") Dis time lili kena "jou dai" by de terrain of MMU, y suddenly got one small staircase outside MPH there har~!!! Ish~~!!! "Bai ming xin ngo la~!"

You know, when ppl see ur ankle injured, then they will asked "wat happen to ur ankle?", then if u answer "oh, i sprained my ankle when i was walking to the toilet"... Walao~ no face la~ Sau Gar... its shameful enuf dat u sprain ur ankle when walking, somemore when walking to toilet....(-__-") So, better tell ppl dat i sprained my ankle when i was playing ping pong, wahaha~ at least got some face a bit la, sprain my ankle bcoz of de game mar :))

Weird...

The night is so quiet, juz can hear de songs dat my winamp is playing, of coz la, coz i am wearing headset.....stupid....

Listening to de songs quietly, how come all de songs are so sad, am i too sensitive or they are lili dat sad....

Suddenly feel very moody, aih, Cancers are like dis, emotional, ish...

Mid term exams are coming, but my study mood stil haven reach yet, mayb its jamming and they are on their way...

Dat day i dreamt about my dad again,

I was shopping wif dad,
but the weird thing is, other ppl cant see dad, except me,
I was holding dad's arm, and 2 of us went shopping,

(Kinda sad, dun have such experience b4...hows de feeling of holding dad's arm and go shopping 2gether? only can dream for it, sad...
Recently, when i went shopping, i saw lotsa girls holding their dad's arm shopping 2gether...)

Dad want to buy shirts,
then he asked whether is there any paper shirts...??

Weird weird weird !!
Izit another sign?
Dad wan us to buy some "shirts" for him?
Dun worry dad, tomorrow we are going to "deliver" some "shirts" to you,
Hope u will like it, i choose for u wan oo :)